Take FOUR HUNDRED DOLLARS of Ken’s Money!
Ken Getchell’s $400 Mason-Dixon Cyclocross Challenge
Cyclocross is my passion and my business. It’s been good to me. Now I want to give something back! This year, I’ll give $400 of my own money to the rider with the year’s most, best results in the East Coast’s very best races (those would be the races that hire me, of course), including:
Every MAC race and Every MABRAcross race
plus
Cyclocross at the NJ State Fair, The Whitmore’s Landscaping Supercross, The Iron Cross V and Iron Cross Lite
Here’s how it will work: The rider who accumulates the most wins in all of the Men’s and Women’s Elite and Men’s and Women’s Elite Age Group (U23, 35+) classes wins my “Mason-Dixon Cyclocross Challenge” and $400. If riders are tied for wins, then the first tiebreaker is number of seconds, the second tiebreaker is number of thirds, etc. Riders can score simultaneously in both their respective Elite and Elite Age Group categories.
Here’s what you should know:
“Ken Getchell’s Mason-Dixon Cyclocross Challenge” is a preme, donated by Ken Getchell, for amusement purposes.
If you don’t like how this challenge works, then you can put up your own money and give it away anyway you like.
This challenge is created solely by Ken Getchell
This challenge is paid for solely by Ken Getchell
This challenge is administered solely by Ken Getchell based on official, publicly published, results
The standings for this challenge will be published on www.midatlanticcross.info
If, due to health, accident, injury, death or any other reason, that Ken Getchell cannot administer the scoring for the challenge, then the prize will not be awarded -- because my heirs and successors will have more important things to do than figure out how to maintain the scorekeeping for this prize.
The challenge is not officially affiliated with the races or series that count toward the prize. Therefore, you cannot sue the races, race organizers or race series personnel if you don’t get the prize because they have absolutely nothing to do with it.
You cannot sue Ken Getchell to get a prize because there is no consideration, and therefore no contract, between you and Ken Getchell.
You cannot complain, bitch, whine, moan, harass or otherwise direct negative energy to/with/at the individual race organizers/staff or race series personnel -- because they have nothing to do with this prize.
Ditto the race officials.
You may grovel to try to get the prize. However, it won’t do any good
The prize is $400 for the winner, there is no second place prize, nor are there any other prizes.
There is a single prize. Just one prize. One and only one prize. The prize is only for first place -- got it?
If there’s a tie for the prize, the $400 will be split evenly among the winners.
The prize is not sanctioned or approved by any sanctioning body, it is a simply a preme offered by an interested bystander who happens to earn money at the races in question.
It is perfectly acceptable (and even desirable) to yell “I want your money!” at Ken when riding past him at the races.
If you have a legitimate question about Ken Getchell’s Mason-Dixon Cyclocross Challenge, you may contact Ken Getchell at kenmacpr@yahoo.com.
Have fun with this, Ken will.
The Mason-Dixon Line was originally surveyed nearly 100 years before the American Civil War by astronomer Charles Mason and surveyor Jeremiah Dixon to resolve a border dispute amongst deed holders in colonial North America. Throughout its history, the Mason-Dixon Line has represented geographic, political and cultural separation. -- BUT NOT THIS TIME. The only thing being separated by the Mason-Dixon Challenge is Ken Getchell from his money!
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